British AV and Fox-lore – What is it?

Professor H.I. Pilikian, London, 21 April 2011

Suddenly, a new acronym AV is flashed about in Britain, and few people know actually what it stands for; could it be Animal Voting – my wife’s reasonable guess in view of the fact that Britain leads the world in Kindness to Animals, and Cruelty to Children … or is it for Association of Vampires – the young people’s guess inspired by the Hollywood Vampire Diaries, the best that factory of perverted American dreams could come up with as a new innovative series for well-suited demi-semi-gay teenagers sucking each others’ blood!

Professor H.I. Pilikian, London, 21 April 2011

Suddenly, a new acronym AV is flashed about in Britain, and few people know actually what it stands for; could it be Animal Voting – my wife’s reasonable guess in view of the fact that Britain leads the world in Kindness to Animals, and Cruelty to Children … or is it for Association of Vampires – the young people’s guess inspired by the Hollywood Vampire Diaries, the best that factory of perverted American dreams could come up with as a new innovative series for well-suited demi-semi-gay teenagers sucking each others’ blood!

I wish it stood for Albert & Victoria, that enlightened German Prince, who believed in the Education of the masses, long before Lenin in Russia made it free for the nation – and Queen Victoria, one of the greats in British History, happened to inaugurate the Industrial Revolution, Modernism, and modernity!  If AV referred to the latter, it would of course be VA, to be confused with the world famous V&A Museum honouring the name of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.      

Could it be that AV stands for Anal Vehicle, whatever that may mean, in view of the fact that the British news media still love promoting the country’s government as a Gay Marriage, punning endlessly on the marital terminology – even speaking in Legalese, using the imprint of Civil Partnership – almost as a grotesque mockery of heterosexual marriage which the Conservatives had vowed to promote before the Elections. 

A posteriori, all seems to have been rejected, with Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat Leader happily playing the female to the Conservative Leader David Cameron’s Butch-Cassidy Sun-dancing Kid-Male; as recently as April 16 (2011, p. 41), the Rightest of the Right-wing newspapers, Daily Mail published quite an obscene big article titled – Within two Years, I predict, this not so Civil Partnership will End In Divorce on a background of a Clegg and Cameron wedding-cake doll in a dancing embrace – Clegg’s front doctored to look like a woman’s Venus Mound[see photo provided above]

 And here is how the Mills & Boon-style Romantic entry to the article begins; “Last May, when David Cameron and Nick Clegg made their vows to each other in the sun-lit rose garden of No 10, it looked like the marriage between their two parties was built to last.  Almost a year on, it is time to mention divorce.” 

It then talks about “the Tory undergrowth” a nice pubic metaphor in Victorian English literary tradition, “Conservative MPs complain David Cameron will do or say just abut anything to keep Nick Clegg happy” the clever wife … Horror of Madame Tusseaud’s Chamber of Horrors, the article speaks even of Oral Sex – “the two-party arrangement sucking Mr Cameron into too many compromises”, and “now fighting a rearguard action to ensure AV isn’t voted in” … so it turns out that an Anal Vehicle after all was not far-fetched.

The post-modern British statecraft – I call Fox-lore – works on the principle of the cluster-bomb; a single explosive device produces many more lethal consequences. 
One way of denigrating a concept, is to attach it to a disgraceful figure; Hitler pinching Socialism as an ideology, no matter that he totally disfigured it by converting an internationalist vision by definition, into Nationalist crap – National Socialism!

Precisely what the engineers of the New Labour Party; Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown  did, by converting the traditional British Labour Party founded to protect the rights of the working class, into a Party of the Capital-owners, “the Bankers, really” as a beautiful Caribbean Business lady-friend acknowledged succinctly – the equivalent of technically speaking the owners of the means of production in the time of Karl Marx, have become the post-modern Bankers of our times, as industrial production is genocided and replaced by Service Industry based on immigrant workers, Minimum Wage, job insecurity, no holiday pay, because un-salaried, no pensions, sans-everything (as Shakespeare says), the pits of slave-labour truly, which is where the rampant (what I call) Mafia Capitalism in Anglo-America and now Russia and its ex-satellites have fallen into.

One of the rare distinctive concepts the British political party of the Liberal Democrats had come up with decades ago was PR=Proportional Representation, which by now is what half of the world’s democracies use – most importantly, it is used for the election of the MPs sitting in the parliament of the European Union – a sore in the thumb of the British Conservative Fox, determined to dynamite the European Union eventually. 

To once and for all kill off the Liberal Democrats’ fundamental demand for electoral change into PR in Britain itself, the British Foxes came up with this very old tattered hilarious idea of VR dusted off the archives of past history – as long as the last letter is R, people can be easily fooled by the first, whether it is P or V … as long ago as that grand master of the Brit Foxlore, Winston Churchill, the overblown jovial punster, had said it all – “the most worthless votes given for the most worthless candidates” … and I am still laughing imagining those candidates trying to be elected if at all.

The Alternative?  Ah – just remembered finally; AV stands for the Alternative Vote
And on May the 5th the British Electorate is invited to a Referendum on whether the traditional One-Person/One-Vote should be changed to … AV.

I bet my bottom dollar that the British people will vote a resounding NO on May the 5th.  The news media Barons know this very well, and yet pretend that they are great prophets with their fingers at the pulse of the British electorate, to claim post-elections that their Newspaper could predict the results first … their news media minions are ordered to create a circus of a field day, as always, crystal gazing, flooding the stands with titillating Op-Eds, pouring precious ink into their sewage of the topless and the bottomless pits of the famous and the Arab and Russian oligarchs, their bonus-ripping Bankers and wankers … one of them, a Ukrainian, has just bought a flat in London for the porno-price of 136 million English pounds, “and will spend another £60 million on doing it up” (London Evening Standard, 19 April 2011, p.9) while the women of Kiev have to whore themselves for a piece of bread, not even for Nylon stockings as they did at the end of the Second World War in Berlin.  I think the Ukrainian people should take this fool to court and take back their own wealth robbed of them.
Let me prophesy before the Barons, that on May the 5th the British voters shall definitely say No to AV and once and for all put to rest any Liberal Democrat hope of a PR for the foreseeable future …which is precisely the target of the British Fox firing its cluster bomb – and very foxily, the Brit government is spending, nay, wasting £91 million pounds on this totally pointless political purpose.  Very cleverly, and totally shamelessly, they have even sent a leaflet to every household in Britain spelling out the … wastefulness of it all, and how the money could be better spent on providing 2,503 Doctors, 6,297 Teachers, 8,107 Nurses, 35,885 Hip replacements or 69,832 school places, most of which, and probably all, will be cut anyway for national Deficit Reduction, but really to provide more obscene bonuses to the City Bankers

And Nick Clegg – the obedient Lib-Dem wife to the Con Party leader Cameron – knows this very well – he agrees to it, not for the sake of his Lib-Dem children, but for his own new-woman feminist ego-maniac sake of being in-Power!

The British Fox are past grand masters of manipulating Democracy, based on one-wo/man one-vote Human Right.  After centuries of struggle, when finally the Suffragettes won the day, the Brit Fox began finding ways of manipulating and massaging it for perfect controle – and they succeeded magnificently, subtly by inventing the system of delineating annually what they called mysteriously as Constitutional Boundaries, but re-defining it radically, heavily, corruptly before an electioneering year – in the name of Democracy, and with valid reasons of population movements, they claimed the right of who and how the political parties should fight out their causes, with safe seats for the party grandees with crushing majorities, and marginals for the rest that like bisexuals can go either way …

The British electoral system hitherto has been nothing but a charade of lies and deception understood quite early on by the first Jewish Prime Minister of Britain, the overdressed Dandy, Benjamin Disraeli (1804-81), who to prove he did not feel Jewish but British placed the negating letter D, before his name of Israel … but finally fed up one day burst out about British politics as “Lies, lies and damned lies” – the greatest truth of the British Fox-lore.
 
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