By Avedis Kevorkian, Philadelphia, PA USA, 4 July 2009
I told him that it was a couple of million Armenians and they were pointing to the person to their right and blaming that person for the fact that President Medz Yeghern had not kept his promises to the Armenian about the Armenian Genocide.
By Avedis Kevorkian, Philadelphia, PA USA, 4 July 2009
I told him that it was a couple of million Armenians and they were pointing to the person to their right and blaming that person for the fact that President Medz Yeghern had not kept his promises to the Armenian about the Armenian Genocide.
"So," he said, "there’s nothing significant about it, right?"
"Yes," I said, "there is nothing significant about it. Armenians are always blaming others for whatever happens or doesn’t happen."
"I should throw the photo away?" he asked. "Yes," I said, "it is worthless. I am throwing away my copy, as well."
Now that the blame-game has all but died off, however, I thought it was time for me to express an opinion or two. And, to do so, I must discuss the fine art of selling. Yes, I know that Armenians are expert businessmen. But, somehow, they don’t translate their business acumen into matters political.
Two men want to buy suits. The first man goes into a men’s shop, takes a suit off the rack, tries it on. The salesman says to him. "Please buy this suit, because I get a good commission." The second man goes into a men’s shop, takes a suit off the rack, tries it on, and the salesman says to him, "Oh, Yes! This is you. You look ten years younger. In fact, perhaps you shouldn’t buy this suit because all the women will chase you down the street."
Which salesman made the sale?
Now, let us reverse the direction, and talk about two other salesmen. The first salesman goes to President Medz Yeghern and says, "We were the first Christian nation and we were the victims of the first Genocide of the Twentieth Century, so you should say so because it is the right thing to do." The second salesman goes to President Medz Yeghern and says, "If you use the ‘Genocide’ word, we will kick you the Hell out of the Inçirlik airbase in our country."
Which salesman’s message got across?
Whenever I have taught or lectured on public relations, and when speaking to potential clients (so they have no misgivings of my approach) I say, "It is not what you want, it is not what I want, but it is what the editor wants that gets used."
Just one of many possible examples. Many years ago, I represented both the local Foster Care organization as well as the Foster Care Agency of the Federal Government (they were not connected, though they knew each other).
When I reached my office one Monday morning, there were three messages from Washington, and one from the local director with the note, "Call me first." I called her and she explained that she had been in touch with Washington, knew that I had messages from the Washington director, and explained the background. It seemed that a comic on his program, on Sunday, had done a very nasty skit on what was the life of a child in foster care, and, it turned out that the comic had been a foster child and had an unpleasant experience. Washington, my local director said, was demanding that I do something.
I called Washington, got the background (again) and her firm views that I "demand" that the network apologize. I told her that networks don’t apologize. But, I said I would try to do something.
I called CBS (the network) and spoke with a couple of people, both of whom were sympathetic. I will spare the details of the conversations. Eventually, I was referred to a producer asking what could be done. I said that during National Foster Care week, later that month, there would be a major conference in Atlanta, and that it might be a good idea if CBS would cover. There was a pause, and then the one word, dear to the hearts of public-relations people, "Exclusive?" I said, "Of course."
Again, I will spare the details. We agreed that the conference would be given fifteen minutes on the morning program, and that would include "eavesdropping" on a round-table discussion, and film of two foster-care homes–one a ghetto family and one an upper-middle-class family.
I called my Washington Director and told her what we agreed. She was elated. She said that she would re-arrange the seminars and talks and selected one of great public interest, and re-set its time. Meanwhile I worked with my local director, and she selected two homes. I called CBS and told the producer what was done, and she set a date for a camera crew to come to Philadelphia.
To sum up. The 15-minute segment was introduced with the announcement that a discussion was "in progress" and a brief filming of the discussion, then the scene changed to the ghetto home and the interview with the two foster parents and two of their foster children, then back to Atlanta, then to the upper-middle class home and the two foster parents and their two foster children, and then back to Atlanta, and a prepared sign-off.
Needless to say, both my clients felt that I could walk on water.
I narrate the above not to boast, but to indicate that begging would have achieved nothing, but I was able to give the producer something she could legitimately use.
Now back to the hapless Armenians.
The reason that no one truly gives a damn about the Armenians is because the Armenian message is "I want" and not "I give."
It’s bad enough that Armenia has no natural resources America wants and needs (natural gas, oil, minerals, etc.), but it is common knowledge that the country is run by crooks and thieves and thugs. So, the only possible "offer" Armenia could make to America is to pretend it has clout and muscle with both Moscow and Tehran and that Armenia would be an ideal middleman between Washington and Moscow and Washington and Tehran. It could offer to conduct some quiet diplomacy and create greater understanding between Washington and the two countries.
Failing that, the Armenians in America must ask what they can give the Liar in the White House. That can be summed up in two words: "Votes" and "Money" Like all presidents, Medz Yeghern has his eyes on a second term, already. However, he needs to get over a vital hurdle–the elections of 2010. The message that the Armenians should send to the White House is that all Armenian votes in 2010 will go to Republican Party candidates–Governors, Senators, Representatives–with the aim of giving the Republicans the control of the State Capitols and of Congress. And, the suggestion should be made that there is always April 2010 for him to keep his pledges and promises, if he wants his party to get the Armenian vote, in November 2010.
As to money, it is a fact that, in politics, it talks very loudly. Armenians should start thinking very seriously of being major contributors to the two political parties–the American political parties, that is. This is especially important with candidates in areas where there are no meaningful number of Armenian voters. An example will serve.
There was once a very influential Senator, Henry Jackson of the State of Washington. He was so pro-Israel, he was known as the "Senator from Israel." He was not Jewish, and the number of Jewish votes in his state, when he was active, was 0.06 percent! But, Jackson was the darling of the Jews and he was supported financially almost beyond measure.
You can be sure that during and after campaigns, politicians carefully scrutinize the list of donors. If they see Armenian names, they will think Armenian. If they see no Armenian names, they will ask "Armenian who?" You can be sure that on November 5, when president-elect Medz Yeghern looked at the list of donors, he saw very few Armenian names. Thus, it wasn’t a very difficult decision to say, "To Hell with the Armenians."
Before anyone says anything, let me say it first. Voting for the Republicans is not a reward for past support. The Republicans have had their share of liars. But, in the present circumstance, the Republicans are being used as messengers to the present Liar in the White House.
Oh, I forgot to mention that the first suit salesman was Armenian, and the second suit salesman was Turkish.
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Re: “the country is run by crooks and thieves and thugs”
Armenians must support only one front to be superpower in the region. We need not worry how or to whom to sell Armenian genocide; we must prevent the next Armenian genocide. By voting and donating foreign leaders we will not guarantee an armenian’s security in the homeland. After all, during black days of Armenia, many many of us were enjoying our luxerious life without helping our fellow armenians who had lack of basic necessities of life. To justify our armenianism we need to suport our leaders in Armenia. You can call them whatever you want. However, whoever protects our people and boarders are entitled to be respected by all of us. I might be worse than anyone if I have given an opportunity to abuse my public office.
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